When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.
"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"
"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."
"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."
by JGper cussion October 21, 2011
Get the Douchebeep mug.Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)
Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"
by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016
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Douchebeep
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• douchebapper
• Douchebear
• Douchebeat
• Douchebeck
• douchebeg
1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008
Get the Douchey von Doucheberg mug.A person who demonstrates the arrogant, annoying selfishness of a douchebag and the shady, low, slimy character of a dickweed. Not to be confused with a dickwagon. Definitely not a drug.
Johnny: A couple of my friends and I are going to smoke pot, want to join us guys?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?
by Barnabus McAwesomeballs January 18, 2011
Get the Doucheweed mug.Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.
Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022
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by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011
Get the douchecepticon mug.Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"
Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
by mojoroum December 23, 2011
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