Douchebox

Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.

Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.

Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.

Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.

He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!

Where is that douchebox?

Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!

by another douche July 07, 2012

Douchebox

A box and or carton of Douches

In aisle 3, you can find a Douchebox.

by A.T. Andy May 28, 2005

Douchebox

A synonym for an iphone

Apple unveiled a new Douchebox at their new event Douchecon

by Goan F September 21, 2010

douchebox

similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.

shut the fuck up, douchebox.

by phore-twunny July 02, 2005

douchebox

Upgraded douche container

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox

by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009

douchebox

a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one

Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox

by bean_the_magical_fruit December 19, 2009

douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness

man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...

by theInventor82 September 26, 2011