douchebox

similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.
shut the fuck up, douchebox.
by phore-twunny July 02, 2005
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douchebox

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox
by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009
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douchebox

a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one
Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
by bean_the_magical_fruit December 19, 2009
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douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness
man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...
by theInventor82 September 26, 2011
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douchebox

a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.
"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"

"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"

"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"
by justliv2 August 09, 2012
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douchebox

Like a douchebag, but more rigid. Intentionally annoying, rather than simply out of sheer stupidity.
I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.
by Sinical July 24, 2012
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douchebox

the female form of a douchebag. commonly used for that girl who is just a dick.
"I can't believe she blew up my spot. What a douchebox."
by jpmizzo February 24, 2010
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