shut the fuck up, douchebox.
by phore-twunny July 17, 2005
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Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.
Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.
Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.
He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!
Where is that douchebox?
Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!
Where is that douchebox?
Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
by another douche July 9, 2012
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by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009
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Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox
That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
by bean_the_magical_fruit December 18, 2009
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Get the douchebox mug.Like a douchebag, but more rigid. Intentionally annoying, rather than simply out of sheer stupidity.
I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.
by Sinical July 24, 2012
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"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"
"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"
"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"
"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"
"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"
by justliv2 August 9, 2012
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