craphead

a craphead is a dumbass that calls you names.

Agassi you are such a craphead.

by fatoni February 7, 2003

craphound

Someone who relishes crap in any form. A craphound is someone who has an intense desire for anything that is cheap, dirty, of poor quality, etc.

"I can't believe he eats fast food everyday."
"Yeah, he's a real craphound."

by glock 32 June 1, 2007

craptharsis

That feeling of blissful peace experienced after taking a hefty shit.

Oh, man... I just dropped a deuce and I have the most awesome case of craptharsis right now.

by BKITU July 20, 2008

Craphouse Polio

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

crapelago

A crap large enough and of the proper consistency to accrete in a mountainous form whose peak emerges above the surface of the toilet bowl water like some uninhabited island.

After Burrito Tuesday, Jim made a crapelago at work. People went home early.

by splinter9 July 15, 2011

oh craperdoodle

and expected accident

oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank

by turbokayaker May 12, 2010

Neurotic Craphole

-Not dependable
-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
-Stupid Pervert
-Lights aren't all on inside

That neurotic craphole needs a check on reality.

by TheGoddessTwins February 3, 2012