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The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.
I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.
by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

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