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to scatter the ball around the ping-pong table, making it hard for the opponent to return the shot, sometimes ending with a failed diving attempt or the successful Agassier pretending to bust a nut on their opponent; derived from tennis great Andre Agassi
Marty: Dude I just moved you around the table like Agassi
Nuge: No, because I am Agassi
Marty: No, because I beat you every time, Agassi-ing you all over the place and making dirty all over you.
Agassi by Marty>Nuge June 4, 2009
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Agassi likes it in the ass and isn't afraid to tell people. he has a tiny mustache and licking the tip of his nails. he also likes the smell of fish and snails. when he farts he blames it on his ass.
Agassi smells like shit and looks like shit
agassi by TheGoopster October 2, 2020
He is really hot, all the girls love him, hes smart, strong, sexy, W rizz fr fr, hay txa, and super kind and respectful like vay astvatz
"He is so hot I heard his name is Agassi"
Agassi by Lav Txa69 February 17, 2023

andre agassi 

Andre Agassi is a former professional tennis player and World No. 1 from the United States. He won eight Grand Slam singles titles and is one of only five players to have won all four Grand Slam singles events during his career. Agassi is the only player in the open era to have won every Grand Slam singles title, the Masters, the Davis Cup, and an Olympic gold medal.

On June 24, 2006, Agassi announced he would retire from tennis after the 2006 U.S. Open, bringing an end to his 20 year professional tennis career. On Sunday, September 3, 2006, he played his final match, losing to Benjamin Becker in four sets in the third round of the US Open.
andre agassi was one of the greatest tennis players to walk the planet..
andre agassi by sheldonn September 5, 2006

Angry Agassi 

While performing a blow job the woman has the handle on a tennis racket anally inserted, a tennis ball in her vagina and she is shuffling the testicles on the man like they were tennis balls.
1: my girl gave a great bj last night.
2: did she go all out?
1: she did! she did the Angry Agassi.
2: danm... nice!
Angry Agassi by Bambam from DK October 2, 2011

The Andrea Agassi 

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.
For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".
The Andrea Agassi by david November 9, 2006
Such a pog boi err I mean dog.
one of the best friends you'll ever meet but hes also a ladies man so dont let him take ur shorty
hes also a pretty good artist so I bet he will get super famous and I hope he doesn't forget the homies out there
hes also funny and if ur having a bad day there he is making u feel better
but for real he will steal ur shorty and bark at u if u try to steal her back so dont think this is gat
Agasti is such a dog bro like for real just stole my shorty out of nowhere and I didnt find out until like ten years later
Agasti by Chicky Nuggie January 11, 2021
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