The Coolest Jew

Albert Einstein. That’s all.

Israel: We want The Coolest Jew to be president.
Austria: Who?
Israel: Oh, we mean Albert Einstein.

by superthunderthotius May 30, 2019

coolest of the cool

coolest of of the coolery.

woah, look and Jill and Blake they're the coolest of the cool!

by jjiammarino December 13, 2013

Cholesteron

"Cholesteron" -noun.
Angry, fat-based entity.
Easily KO'd. Travels in swarms.

Defeat the Cholesterons for EXP, by Globin!

by ToonNic17 November 1, 2017

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

The Colbster

“The Colbster” is a nickname given to a guy named Colby, he loves to eat shit and often says the phrase “ it’s Colbin time” in the act, it serves as a reference to his favourite movie morbius

Man 1: I can smell something really bad

Man 2: it’s probably The Colbster
Colby: it’s colbin time!
*the Colbster then eats human shit*

by AverageCanadian7567 March 20, 2023

coolest cat in town

THE most funkadelic, spankin', groovy thing that has EVER existed.

sometimes, you make fun of someone calling them the coolest cat in town, because they are just so geeky they go back up to the cool cat level.

this is a very complex topic

- perry the platypus is the coolest cat in town

- anyone with the name Unice is the coolest cat in town

-person A: I got a spork for christmas!

person b: well aren't you just the coolest cat in town!

- synonym: "well aren't you the bee's knees!"

- junstin bieber is the coolest cat in town

by jbforever705 August 22, 2009

collister

The biggest faggot you've ever seen, usually the product of a twin. However hes always the worst. Good at sucking dick.

Look at that fag, hes such a collister

by Central High School December 6, 2017