boyfriend 

- a waste of time , a person that will eventually break your heart and leave you on the curb . they tell you they love you and then go tell somebody else [ not their mother either )

I love you baby . boyfriend goes somewhere ---> i love you baby - to another girl

boyfriend by airealcakes July 5, 2010

Boyfriend 

A sweet man who ocassionaly give you things and loves you

The sweetest boyfriend I wish I could have is Eric.

Boyfriend by Lovergirl April 22, 2006

boyfriend 

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

boyfriend by Kristen December 1, 2003

boyfriend 

someone to annoy, fuck, and get presents from

umm... boyfriends are good to have when you're bored

boyfriend by Tiffany August 8, 2006

boyfriend 

Something most girls claim to want, and complain about when they have one.

Every girl wants a boyfriend, until they have one.

boyfriend by bitterbitch1 December 30, 2010

boyfriend 

A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.

Susies's boyfriend is a giant asshole

boyfriend by Sam August 8, 2006

boyfriend 

cute guy geek that you can spend tons of time with at the apple store, and he won't complain.

my boyfriend likes apple.

boyfriend by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003