bjorn

an extremly blonde and large cocked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in America(very rare). ~They fetch a high price in bounties~YARRRRR!MATEY!

"There bes on of dos bjorns!get reinforcement so we can captre the yougIn!!"

by Nate November 11, 2003

Bourne

Bourne, Massachusetts is a very diverse, ridiculous, and interesting place to live. This town consists of villages, Sagamore, Sagamore Beach, Bournedale, Buzzards Bay, Monument Beach, Gray Gables, Cataumet, and Pocasset. It is predominantly white and protestant with scattered Roman Catholics and African-Americans. The School system is alright until you get to Bourne High. BHS turns everyone into a screwed up, cynical druggie. The winters are absolutely brutal creating a ghost town. Nearly everyone in the town succumbs to smoking dope and drinking during the winter to cope with the lack of shit to do. When I say everyone i mean EVERYone. parents and children alike. One of the towns in massachusetts with most Marijuana use per capita. As spring comes about every village becomes inhabited with old people and tourists who take it as their right to deny the year-rounders the liberty of using the beaches and having bonfires. The summer is hot and humid and every village has its niche for the teenagers. Pocasset is bridge jumping, Sagamore beach is beaching, Sagamore is walking to the beach, monument beach is walking to pocasset, Buzzards Bay is being ghetto, and Bournedale is asking their parents to move. Once August comes and the tourists leave and summer is ending is the best time of year for a two week span between touristlessness and school is a freedom of no other. People with the luxury of living in this town take it for granted,

1- It's december what's up in bourne?
2- Smoking dope and drinking

1- It's april what's up in bourne?
2- Kids are getting antsy in their pantsy.

1- It's july whats up in Bourne
2- TOURISTS.

1- It's october what's up in bourne
2- Kid's are back in school and hating life.

by qdisciple July 9, 2010

Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

bournewick

Sex betwixt James Bourne and Charlie 'Chazwick' Simpson of Busted. Considered wrong by many fans of Jaybourne and Jaywick

Bournewick is love.

Bournewick is SO not love, Jaywick is love and that is that.

by Alice November 11, 2004

bjorn

1.to completely destroy or defeat past the point of ridiculousness.

guy a, "oh no an asteroid's gonna hit us!"
guy b, "planet earth is about to be bjorned"

by dimitrius bjorn November 21, 2009

bourndry

A portmanteau referring to boredom and laundry... A little like boredom eating but you get slightly cleaner (if ultimately wrecked) clothes at the end of it...

Person 1: OMFG I was on the point of doing work last night but instead I did some bourndry...
Person 2: OMFG get a life...

by chicken fiend July 6, 2010

Bournemouth Salad

The quintessential British dinner. A mixture of mostly brown/beige foods all combined into a glorious buffet of joy. Made by parents who can't be bothered with creativity or seasoning.

Jim: Guess what I had for dinner last night!
Kim: What?
Jim: A bloody Bournemouth Salad that's what!

by bogbaka April 28, 2021