Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011

food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 5, 2009

Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018

Bachelor Alert

Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.

i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"

by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012

Babe Alert

Alarmingly hot babes inbound on short approach, coming in hot!!!!

Ryan: Dude babe alert 3 O'clock
Danny: Duude uberbabes!

by TacticalHobo February 16, 2018

Rude Alert

Phrase used to let a friend know that they have stepped out of line on a rude scale.

Riley: Rachel, you look like crap today

Rachel: RUDE ALERT!!!

by jillybilly722 October 6, 2012

Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.

YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a

by Angels best December 8, 2016