Early access 

Foster is wrong and can't take being wrong he is a child

Oh no early access foster is arguing again he's wrong

Early access by Foster is wrong December 20, 2020

Priority Access 

A clothing company for the important people.

"I just bought this new hoodie at priorityaccess.shop"
"Looks nice, what brand?"
"Priority Access"

Priority Access by priorityaccess.shop March 27, 2021

Network Access Security Token 

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.

Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.

Network Access Security Token by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021

Cemetery Access 

Access so restricted that you have better luck getting into your grave.

That place is strict about their dress code. If you're not wearing a blazer it's cemetery access.
That shelf is so high that I have cemetery access.
That cupboard is like the dark web, I have cemetery access.
No way man, we aren't getting in there, they have cemetery access.
The locks are so good, it's go cemetery access.
Invitation only. Cemetery Access.

Cemetery Access by Stella Mar March 3, 2022

beta access blow job 

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

beta access blow job by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Attic Access Door 

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

Attic Access Door by Bowel plow July 8, 2023

Quick Access Popup

An unexpected boner emerging from an accidently left open fly.

Joe was sporting a Quick Access Popup at the church BBQ. Mildred was mortified.

Quick Access Popup by Scottk_1216 February 29, 2024