Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die

Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick

by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020

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uterus killer

Someone who knows how to get deep off in your uterus

You are a uterus killer

by Sunira April 23, 2023

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putrid uterus fork

a discord server with FREAKS. besides brooke.

putrid uterus fork discord server can suck my dick.

by xbrookee March 13, 2021

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Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.

“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”

by oocheeha December 15, 2021

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Booterus to the Uterus

The scientific act of yeeting the fetus maker.

Elizabeth: I finally got to give the booterus to the uterus. We were on bad terms.

by anonymous December 17, 2021

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uterus

The world's greatest firewall. One single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7500 laptops.

I will DDOS your uterus

by pussyDon, the king of sea August 25, 2021

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