Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.

Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.

by Ray Drecker September 19, 2009

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.

1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.

by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011

pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003

tentacle

1. A large rapeing arm of an octopus who rapes innocent japanese school children and is feared by sailors

2. the act of being reincarnated as a serial rapist

3. A gayman's penis

tentacle hentai
giant octopus tentacle
tentacle fred
tentacle rapists

by Im scared of tentacles June 5, 2011

tenties

A group of gay Imagine Dragons fans who have no lives and constantly spend their time talking to each other on an app called Cubie (now known as Pal +). This cult was created on July 1st 2013 by Lexi (@perfectcows) and Sam (@thirty_lives). The group has expanded to 30 people and continues to grow. The Tenties have an annual convention called "Tenties take NYC" which started in 2014. Members of the Tentie cult live all over the world, including USA, Germany, Austria, Italy, and Ireland.

Daniel Platzman: "She's a Tentie"
Dan Reynolds: "I love the Tenties. They are cool!"

by Cubie lite June 23, 2015

Tenten

The only teenage naruto character that doesnt have a mental problem.

Naruto:I miss sasuke!
Tenten:Bitch! Stop crying and help me beat this guy!
Neji:Yo Tenten, those are some sexyass breasts!

by BHM1250 July 16, 2009

omar the tentmaker

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)

her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker

by John R. December 9, 2003