Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

Clean Squeeze

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.

"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."

by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008

Cherry Squeeze-it

When a male anally penetrates a woman so aggressively that the skin around the anus breaks and bleeds, covering the mans penis in blood. When ready to ejaculate, the man removes his blood-covered member and ejaculates onto the womans face and breasts.

Her ass was so tight, I couldn't help but give her a cherry squeeze-it.

by TRD1437 October 21, 2010

Anaconda Squeeze

The act of sqeezing your opponent by wrapping them with both your arms and legs. They will be supporting your body weight as you squeeze very tightly and yell very loundly "ANACONDA SQUEEEEEEZZEE"

For more information watch Nacho Libre.

"Choncho I will defeat him with my super move" says Nacho

-jumps on opponent-

"ANACONDA SQUEEZE" Nacho yells loudly as he attempts to bring down the other wrestler.

by Khaos_aj September 24, 2009

squeeze a lemon

to urinate, or the act of urinating

Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

by spacepanties September 8, 2007

Dog squeeze

The little bit of extremely stinky, liquid shit that exits the anus of an excited small dog when you pick it up.

I picked up Steven and Diana's dachshund for hugs and licks and got dog squeeze on my arm.

by foofyfoo April 6, 2009