alkalinesam's definitions

jew off

a derogatory cry,not unsimilar to 'wank off' or 'fuck off'

your only going to give me €20 your this signed Barry Manilow LP? Jew off!

by alkalinesam December 8, 2006

gaffa

n. Irish slang for heroin

Moi Ma is reekin' o' gaffa!

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

yer wan

n. a loose pronunciation of the term 'your woman', mainly an Irish phrase.
Is used to describe a female in a loose description,as in 'that woman over there',

yer wan came in and put that Barry Manilow CD up her shirt and walked out

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

to fuck

v: I've only heard this in Ireland, but it can be used to do something with great passion and drama,or using the word to replace another word to emphasise it.

I fucked the snowball right at his head!
The cops came,and we fucked it away to Rob's house!
Here,fuck it over that wall!

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005