sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

spuge

male jizz that has strayed from its intended course.

Tim was pumpin his pickle and spuged all over himslef, completely missing his jizz rag.

by Rob da Dawg April 29, 2003

Smudge head

Derogatory word for Christians and anyone who follows or believes in the Christian agenda.

"You see all those idiot smudge heads walking around last Wednesday?"

"I was talking to this fucking smudge head and he still believes that Jesus was real"

by WePutHimToBedALongTimeAgo October 6, 2012

smudger

photographer

Yeah, he's a smudger (Photographer)

by zippy09 September 9, 2009

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.

"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.

by god sammit January 26, 2011