spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

spomph

When one midget ejaculates on another midgets face

"I heard that little man over there got spomphed last night"

by Erik Matthews n shit April 18, 2008

SOMF

SOMF simply means "sit on my face."

The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.

"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."

by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014

Spoof

Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.

1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

spoof

an object used to smoke with in order to reduce the odor. it is most commonly made of a paper towel roll tube stuffed with dryer sheets, and after taking hits, the smoke is blown into it.

"dude, we can smoke in my dorm room if we use a spoof."

by chris820 May 24, 2003

Somf

Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."

Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."

by Junnamod January 18, 2021

somf

sit on my face

come here and somf

by manywordsmargaret March 26, 2011