Speedover Beethoven

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.

beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!

by Im in ur arcade, September 22, 2006

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Speedo

A swimsuit that resembles the male briefs underwear. Often worn by athletes or guys who are swimming for exercise, but sometimes worn by old fat hairy men who don't know that they should be covering up. Named after the company "Speedo" that first started making them mainstream swimwear.
Advantages: provides support for your testicles and keeps your penis in a more comfortable position while you swim. Allows you to use your legs better when you swim, and doesn't fill up with air like normal trunks.
Disadvantages: shows off your whole body and only covers your privates, which makes it very disgusting to see old fat hairy men wearing them. Also shows off the general size of your private parts, which can be embarrassing if you have a very small package, because everyone would see your small bulge. A speedo without a decent layer of lining in the front will also make it very obvious if a guy's penis is circumcised.

Yesterday, I went to the beach and there was a fat old hairy man wearing a speedo, so even his own family was embarrassed of him.

For my high school swim team, we all wear speedoes, so girls came to watch our swim meets to check out the bodies and the packages. But that makes Johnny embarrassed, because his package is small and has basically no bulge in his speedo.

by imdoingstuffrightnow August 24, 2005

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