Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007
Get the sampon mug.A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
Get the Nashville Samsonite mug.When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012
Get the Samsonited mug.Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
by Flynnfam January 2, 2012
Get the Samson Cat mug.A charity event in Cambodia where well known celebrities all wear sarongs when manning the phone lines to accept cash for whatever the chosen charity is.
"I like your sarong."
"Thank you. Yes, I'm wearing it this evening at the Sarongathon."
"What are you raising money for?"
"For Sir Bob Geldof to get a haircut and a shave cos he's in a right fucking state. Even taken to swearing at fishermen."
"He's a right prick that one. Have a good time."
"Yes, thank you. I will."
"Thank you. Yes, I'm wearing it this evening at the Sarongathon."
"What are you raising money for?"
"For Sir Bob Geldof to get a haircut and a shave cos he's in a right fucking state. Even taken to swearing at fishermen."
"He's a right prick that one. Have a good time."
"Yes, thank you. I will."
by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016
Get the Sarongathon mug.When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.
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