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sergeant

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time.

Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night.

Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Marine Corps Sergeant.
Sergeant: Their three chevrons is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by JeremyWolf March 23, 2008
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dirty sergey

after anal sex, the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls chin leaving a Lenin goatee.
"Melania, did you finish the chocolate mousse or is that a dirty sergey?"
by theflatline January 15, 2017
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Sarge

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.
Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat
by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018
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Sergei

Adj- 1. Meaning very hot or attractive to the opposite sex; 2. Hot, Steamy, sexy
He was so Sergei
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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Secret Sergeant

Like Secret Santa in that one person delivers something to another, and the recipient was unaware that it was heading their way. Except that the delivery is not a Christmas gift, it's an epic bollocking.

1) One of your friends or family will ultimately humiliate you and make you want to die on the spot. Secret Sergeant encompasses the art of working out which one of the fuckers it will be, eg- one of them is secretly waiting to tear you to shreds, Sgt. style, and the rest of them probably know about it.

2) If you're quietly waiting for the best moment to crush your friend's/lover's/sister's or otherwise acquainted or related person's world, and you have discussed it with others, you are the Secret Sergeant. The way you get your kicks is by not being discovered by your intended target, and getting that moment of sweet, sweet satisfaction when the unsuspecting person falls apart before your eyes. A good Secret Sergeant could wipe the smile off a leprechaun's face.
"One of them is going to go all Secret Sergeant about me running off to vegas and getting married....I need to know which one it is"

"He cried his eyes out. He didn't even see it coming, and I didn't care for his weak and pathetic tears. I went totally Secret Sergeant on him!"
by MagickDio February 17, 2010
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Sarge

someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage
That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge
by DrSkeletor September 25, 2010
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