Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010
Get the Twat Swatter mug.A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010
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a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010
Get the twatter swatter mug.The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.
by Wassim May 28, 2003
Get the scattered mug.the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area
Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
Get the shattered ass mug.To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like
- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"
and
- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"
- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"
and
- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"
by bill September 2, 2004
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Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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