A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.
Samson widened my goodie hole.
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Samson is a very HOT guy. They usually are very good looking, kind, and caring for others. He might be popular but don’t let that make you think that he’s mean. There soft at the heart and very very very HOTTTT.
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Get the Samsung mug.Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.
Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019
Get the Samson mug.When someone doesn't bathe for long periods of time, resulting in extremely greasy hair, dirty and oily skin, severe acne, and a horrid smell surrounding the person.
Boy 1 "Dude, her hair looks like someone squeezed a few big macs on her head!"
Boy 2 "Yeah man! She smells really bad, too."
Boy 1 "Ew, look at that acne!"
Boy 3 "Guys, she's got the Samstank."
Boy 2 "Yeah man! She smells really bad, too."
Boy 1 "Ew, look at that acne!"
Boy 3 "Guys, she's got the Samstank."
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