Mustang Syndrome

A condition that affects men with small penises. In order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive Ford Mustangs.

I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.

by Sizedoesmatter December 27, 2008

ford mustang

a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights

"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."

by Aaron December 8, 2003

Mustang offshoots

A Ford Mustang based automobile.

Of all the Mustang offshoots, my favorite is the current Avanti. It was originally a Studebaker. Then it became a Camaro based car. When the Camaro became extinct, Avanti switched to the Mustang platform.

by The Mustang Whisperer June 18, 2006

Ford Mustang II

The 2nd generation of the Mustang, built between 1974-1978. Designed by Lee Iacocca and based on the the subcompact Ford Pinto platform. It came in basic coupe form, hatchback, or the up scale "Ghia" which had a landau vinyl roof treatment. Engines offered were either a I4 or V6 engine, but a small-block V8 became an option in '75.

During the gas crisis, it sold well, mainly due to the demand of small cars. But this generation is known to Mustang fans as one of the least popular. Mainly due to cheap wimpy Pinto type styling and the lack of a good performace engine. The base coupe and Ghia models were boring looking. And Hatchback models tried to hard to look sporty, what with the "Stallion" or "Cobra" trim. They offered paint jobs with strips going down the hood, a blacked out grill, and lots of plastic body moldings. But in the end the car just looked tacky and overdone, and was all show and no go. Sales declined after '75 and a newer more popular Mustang design would appear in 1979.

One of the worst cars I've ever seen was a rusty 1976 Ford Mustang II "Ghia", painted in white but sporting a ghastly bright red landau vinyl roof, with a red interior.

by Metalhead83 September 21, 2011

Ford Mustang

The best car ford has made. First manufactured in late 1964. Millions flocked to the showrooms, and dealers had to put them on lifts to keep them from getting damaged.Made Ford so much profit, Chevy scrambled to make the Camaro to compete with it. Could be a economy car, with an economical base 6- cylinder engine, a mid-priced v-8 fastback, or a drag racing, 450 horse shelby GT-500. Ford turned it into an old ladies car in the late 70's, but in the 90's, they brought back the performance side of the mustang.

Did you know engineers designed an independent rear suspension for the
Ford Mustang,but Ford was too
cheap to put it on higher models?

by muscle car fan June 21, 2008

Mustang

the melfort hockey team players, all graduated and often found at a high school party trying get a young, underaged teenage girl intoxicated. When they succeed in this they then all pass her around having sexual relations with her and then leave her to pass out somewheres in the house that the party is at. the young girl is then labeled a puck for the rest of her life.

leah can't wait to hit that mustang after practice

by treflip666 November 7, 2006

Mustangin'

Having fun driving in my Mustang.

Jeff and Sarah love Mustangin'.

by Jeff Goven August 3, 2006