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A condition that affects men with small penises. In order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive Ford Mustangs.
I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.
by Sizedoesmatter December 27, 2008

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