Matty H

As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".

Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload

by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

matty bumble

A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.

Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.

Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.

by Cougs75 June 29, 2018

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014

MintyMonkey

Amazing gorilla tag player. Top 300 in skill and if you see him you already know you’re not gonna tag him. All new players should just leave.

“Oh no it’s MintyMonkey! We should just quit”

by MintyMonkey March 24, 2022

Misty

Misty is a very beautiful human. She never gives up and she is helpful, outgoing, and pretty. ALL the boys would die to be with her. She waits for the right guy. She is a all time goddess

Hey Misty you are beautiful.

by IAMSpEcIaL June 10, 2018

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004