dust mites

an STD you receive when you fuck pussy over 65 years of age.

Dude, how did you get dust mites! I know you didnt fuck that bitch over in the bingo room.

by mr.pimpshit September 2, 2005

Mitergreen

Strange looking bloke, seems attracted to the human anus. Untrustworthy appearance, unusual body odour.

That Mitergreen bloke is over there.

by Steve's Mum March 26, 2003

miteshhump

Is when you aggressively hump like Mitesh. It is the act of humping.
Used as miteshhumping too.

Mitesh is miteshhumping.

by The English Dude November 22, 2018

mitehash

Autistic retard who can't win raids for shit

"The fuck are you acting up like mitehash would for"

by ezbot July 13, 2020

Mound Mites

crotch crickets hole worms grundle grunions labia lice butt mites

Cooties.
Pubic lice.
Related to butt mites.
What Obamaites will bring to the convention in Denver.

Guy 1: Are you doing Roscoe's grandma?

Guy 2: Yea boy! Nothin's tastier than vintage grundle fromunda sprinkled with Mexican mound mites.

by The Tainter Tots August 6, 2008

Conversation mites

People who doesn't contribute to a conversation in any meaningful way and clutter the conversation

Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place

Steve: Have you seen the new movie?

Paul: Lol

Fred: Yeah and it was trash

Paul: Lmao

Steve: oh.

Paul: Lol

Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up

by CertainJeff August 27, 2023

chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008