Manitoba

Manitoba has hot summers and hot women. Manitobans know how to party better than any other place I've been!

Winnipeg and Saskatoon tied for the highest murder per capita rate in 2002 with 6 homicides... wow... 6.

Canada is #43 in the world for murder rates... while the US is holding strong at #23.

I know you don't care, but I'm drunk.

Toba girls give good head.

by nurple April 15, 2004

Manitowish Waters

+46° 6' 37.20", -89° 49' 0.88"

Quite possibly the most kickass place on earth.

Manitowish Waters: We dare you to get a DUI.

I'm from Manitowish Waters, bitch.

by local badass March 4, 2009

Manit

Manit is the most handsome guy... he is such a good friend, if you have Manit's company never leave that company. He is just adorable and friendly.... he is the cutest and naughtiest one in the group and also he is loved by girls.

Omg!!! Manit

Manit is such a handsome guy

I want to be like Manit

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Manjiro Sano ( Mikey )

A man who has a dark impulse and has lost all his siblings.

Manjiro Sano ( Mikey ), why the fuck did you shoot me?

by RanHaitani's_Wife January 27, 2022

Manitoba

Manitoba - Eastern most of the four Western Provinces of Canada. There are two beautiful National Parks: Riding Mountain National Park, which is a mixture of boreal forest and aspen parkland. Topographically diverse thanks to ancient glaciers, and home to elk, Wolf, Whitetail Deer, Bison, Moose, Lynx, Mountain Lion, Black Bear, and Coyote. Wapusk National Park is locate near Hudson's Bay and is a great place to view polar bears and beluga whales. Few places are as diverse as Manitoba, as it contains Canadian Shield, Rolling and often jaggedly hilly prairie, Desert, boreal Forest and Tundra. Winnipeg, the capitol, has over 700,000 residents. The summers are boiling hot, and the winters are equally cold. This city has great art and music scenes, as well as wonderful dining and nightlife. As with any city there are places you should avoid, but it seems many people dwell on this fact. Manitobans love sports and festivals, and take great pride in the diversity and multiculturalism of their province. Manitoba is a great place.

Just google:

Riding Mountain National Park

Spruce Woods Provincial Park

Whiteshell Provincial Park

Winnipeg

Manitoba etc.

by E.N.204 November 12, 2009

Manitoba Snow Cone

A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2

Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.

by PMunster March 25, 2010

Manitoba

manitoba is a fake province, made by the canadian government to hide the secret village of manitobia. when someone steps in manitoba, they are really in saskatchewan despite thinking they are in the fake province. the reason no-one has spoken out about this is because the goverment has secret assassins that take out anyone who knows the truth. people who live in manitobia are actually brainwashed to believe they live there when in reality they reside in saskatchewan

Person A: "Hey, let's go to manitoba?"
Person B: "Where?"

by imthebestlolno July 9, 2020