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Jeselle

Jeselle is a queen. She should be treated like royalty! Jeselle's are hard to find and if you are friends with one you should be very grateful. She is Fashionable, Loyal, Fun, Supportive, Intelligent, Adventurous, and A great friend. People often hate on her, because her character carries more weight than their titles. Definitely someone you want to build with.
Random Hater: Who Tf does she think she is walking in here looking phenomenal, and exuding all that confidence?
AReal1: Oh That beautiful being is Jeselle. :)
by NoShade22 September 27, 2020
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Jesus Murphy

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.
(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!
by FNods May 20, 2012
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spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.
Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.
by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017
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jess moment

A moment at when someone makes a cringe/braindead or overly sexual comment without any necessary reason.
jess: "WAIT DOES VIRGINITY ALSO COUNT AS ANAL VIRGIMITY"
oscar: "they seperate"
jess: "im fuckibg sharing my screen and my tutor can see the messages come up on my laptop regarding anal virginity"
oscar: "jess moment"
by hubleduble July 4, 2022
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Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man
by Spam Police November 12, 2018
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Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.
A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020
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Buttermilk Jesus

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha
by Devon Hendryx November 14, 2020
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