Self-impressed

The state of projecting unwarranted arrogance and false superiority

It's a busy Saturday afternoon, and that self-impressed wanker just parked his oh-so-important car across two parking spaces.

by FeO2 October 11, 2012

Implemented

When something is 'put into action' or 'working'. Usually used for machines.

Man, i really implemented my penis last night!

by Mysterious X April 10, 2004

impressingroom.com

the best picture rating site on the web. it has a tightly knit forum community that makes up small percent of its total users.

the best site ever.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Implement

a tool, utensil, or other piece of equipment, used for a particular purpose.

"My nasal implement detects an abundance of faecal deposits in the approximate vacinity

by piemaster August 5, 2004

Inples

Inples- Inverted nipples, almost like dimples where your nipples are. Usually, tweak heads store heart worm medication in the hole of her inple.

Dude, did you see her inples, you could tell she had heart worm meds in them cuz she kept fucking scratching them and shit.

by Vein Girl August 10, 2008

impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

by LargeYak March 24, 2021

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010