Harpoons

When something is wild or crazy

Did you see that brawl last night?

Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude!

by Shish0o June 16, 2021

harpooner

a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

Harpooner love fat chic

by IronMang June 26, 2010

Happoon

When you strike someone in the stomach with a quick chopping motion to make them shit their pants

“Olivia happooned caitlyn and she sharted”
“Lila had to run to the bathroom after being happooned”

by ballsacc1219 October 25, 2019

harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Haroon

A Haroon is a maker of "phat beetz" most notably of the Trance variety. Haroons tend to hang out with people who are "OneUp" above the rest and like to play Final Fantasy all day long.

Haroon's like warm climates and are known to raise the temperature by at most 10 degrees (F) when they walk outside.

Haroon is hot (in reference to the fact that most Haroon's live in hot climates, their hotness makes their surroundings hot)

by Variable Rush November 3, 2004

man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.

*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS

by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

haroon

this word is 4 the ladies wen they tk bout their guys/haroon he is a sweet, buff guy, hu undastands wat a girl wants, he's cute, funni and frendly, and all the gals luv him 2 bits.

Dat guy is such a haroon

omg! i met a guy yday hes the best haroon eva!

by anon May 15, 2004