ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

goatnailer

A disgustingly perverted man who finds the act of pleasuring unsuspecting goats quite appealing. Can often be found in petting zoos after hours.

Look at that goatnailer over there - I wish there were a law against that kind of thing.

by Not a Goatnailer May 3, 2003

gateautious

Adj., describing all things pertaining to or resembling cake. A word of French derivation.

"I fancy that a gateautious orgy is in order."
"What a markedly gateautious granite statue you have there, vicar!"

by thescreamingdwarf January 6, 2008

Goatgasm

When a girl makes a guttural sound when orgasm, resembling a goat.

- The sound "Snowy" makes when she has an orgasm.

Man, Snowy was having so much pleasure she started to have a goatgasm!

by Looopsss November 17, 2013

Goataint

When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum

I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint

by Texas Haz June 8, 2015

goatasourous rex

A big and fat goat that hails from the Australian region.

Isn't she just a goatasourous rex.

by Greg8888585885 January 23, 2017

Goatedxout

GoatedXout is a tiktok user that never misses. He is known to never miss and cannot be beaten in a debate. In my opinion he is the most underrated tiktok user. If you've ever debated with him chances are you lost them.

Guy 1:"You heard about GoatedXout?" " Guy 2:You mean the god that never misses yes I know him"

Guy 1:"I had a debate against GoatedXout."
Guy 2 :"Let me guess you lost."
Guy:1"Yup."

by I'm Hxpperz March 18, 2021