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Goalgasm 

Excitement felt when meeting a goal that has been set.
I am going to have such a goalgasm when I reach this goal.
Goalgasm by girlstopcomplaining November 30, 2014
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Goalgasm 

During any European Football/Soccer games, whenever a goal is scored, the announcer of the game will scream barely understandable things, often in foreign languages, and scare anyone who happens to be watching the game.
--------------------A goalgasm in action------------------------
Announcer: Vozisov takes it the the net, he fakes out the goalie, and OHHHHH^($)^ GREATEST DAY OF *&^$* AHHHH! HE TOTALLY WANTACKASHI! YAMAMOTAKA!!!

Disturbed family watching: ...
How about we go out for ice cream.
Goalgasm by The 24 June 14, 2011

Goalgasm 

What happens in my pants after a goal is scored in soccer.
OMG after David Beckham scored that epic header I had a goalgasm.
Goalgasm by Jacob Pollack May 17, 2008

goatgasam 

A goatgasam is a sound that can be made during orgasm that reminds the other party, if there is one, of a goat's vocal projection.
Billy:When Sally came, she screamed my name like a goat, oh Billllllyyyyyyy.
Jake:She totally had a goatgasam!
goatgasam by Jerome Tyrone August 25, 2007

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026