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A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

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The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee
Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice
Goatea by Krieger69 March 10, 2008
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Goated with the sauce 

Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.
He's bussing it down sexual style? He must be goated with the sauce!
Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.
Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro
Goated by Pyroshank September 22, 2019

Goated On The Sticks

An action of being a goated controller player or the greatest of all time.
Yo This man is Goated on the sticks!

Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009
The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.
Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.
Goated by I am autism January 29, 2018
Greatest Of All Time End of Discussion
_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.
GOATED by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019