Logan garth

A dumbass from Melbourne

Oh he/she is such a logan garth

by Englash professor October 28, 2018

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

Gentle Giant

A masculine, incredibly strong and powerful-looking tall man who has a peaceful and non-confrontational personality. On first appearance you would think he'd beat the shit out of you, but in reality he wouldn't hurt a fly.

Alex: "Holy shit look at that guy! He's so fuckin big and scary, I wouldn't want to mess with him. He probably makes everyone around him his bitch."
Mickey: "I've met him, he's actually an incredibly nice and friendly dude. He's a gentle giant. I've seen him watering flowers and quietly nurturing them as well. He looks super fuckin tough but he has the heart and soul of a Disney Princess."

by suburban__dictionary May 1, 2023

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005

human giant

hilarious new show on MTV. Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, and Jason Woliner are the guys who are on the show. MTV describes the show as: "A collection of recklessly hilarious, fast-paced, hard-hitting short films, Human Giant brings viewers innovative comedy with a distinctive style and direction."

I love Human Giant, I think I'll go watch it now.

by Anand M May 15, 2007

giantess

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

by Tonyt September 8, 2004

Giant Ambush Beetle

When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009