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ruination fools

People who ruin your evil plans due to their incompetence and stupidity. Invariably uttered by the evil villain at the end of the movie to his minions as he realizes his evil plans have failed yet again and the hero has emerged triumphant.
"Ruination fools!" screamed Dr. Evil to Numbers Two and Three as his balloon laden with killer gas begins to fall to the ground premature because his underlings miscalculated the weight of the contents.
by IntrepidCoward November 22, 2009
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november fools

by sophizzle95 November 10, 2018
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These fools

What you say when you're the impostor and get blamed for venting but didn't actually vent but can't say anything against it or else you'll be voted out.
Red is sus I saw them vent
you: THESE FOOLS I NEVER VENTED
by tsu7448 January 7, 2021
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April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside
Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"
by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020
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april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions
by m y r o n April 1, 2020
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Rapril Fools

The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"

...but then you actually rape them.
tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg

Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.

Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?

Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 1, 2020
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April fools eve

The day before April fools day where u cannot prank anyone, but can only tell the truth. Do you accept this challenge
Boy: i love you
Girl: why are you telling me this

Boy: because its April fools eve where you are supposed to tell the truth
by The unbelievable truth March 31, 2021
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