Douchefus 

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk

The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.

Douchefus by RazMutant April 10, 2009

DouchePickle 

Meaning the same as douchebag.

Kanye west is a douchepickle.

DouchePickle by Urbanashley September 18, 2009

Douchecock 

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

Douchecock by Troy October 19, 2008

douchedick

<noun>
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.

1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."

douchedick by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005

Duchefucker 

A person that is both, has anal sex and is an ass hole that needs to get laid.

My friend Jessy is a duchefucker because he spends more time trying to look cool on video games then having fun with friends.

Duchefucker by Obidann December 18, 2010

DoucheTruck 

Douchetruck has the ability to be used in many ways, but generally is used as an adjective. To describe a person who is ignorant, and vile. A person who is a douchetruck has risen above the label "Douche bag" or "Douche face."

A Douchetruck can also refur to a truck that is hired for the sole purpose of carrying, and ridding the products of douching.

"John you are such a fucking douchetruck."

or

"Holy shit, today must be tuesday because there are two douchetrucks coming up the street!"

DoucheTruck by Olivia Benson July 21, 2008

douchepacker 

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

douchepacker by phreakdb January 23, 2008