Daily Double

When you suck at hockey and get checked and knocked to the ice twice in the same shift.

Those guys are big. Give me odds that tommy hits the daily double this shift.

by DuChaude May 1, 2016

Daily Double

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"

John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.

by smashingblonde January 1, 2011

daily habit

Engaging in the act of masturbation.

"doing the daily habit"

xAznb0i69x: Hey dude, whats shakin'?
l0v3rm4n: brb
l0v3rm4n: daily habit

by Antonin March 24, 2008

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Daily Duty

1. the act of pooping
2. the human bottom (gluteus maximus)

"He kicked me in my daily duty." (Laurel & Hardy, "The Piano Movers")

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018

Daily chat

The place on geometry dash that all the most stupid people go to

Hey I guys I use the daily chat!
Why do you think I am a furry gay degenerate?

by InklingCatCake January 4, 2023