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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant
by Papacito December 6, 2020
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Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time
Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend
by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022
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Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.
A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
by rajx September 17, 2010
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jammy croissant

When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
'I shagged this bird who was on last night, ended up with a jammy croissant'
by Aj2905 September 1, 2014
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Croissant

Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.
Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐
by eryn_jenner January 9, 2019
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