chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

bread cuffer

someone who uses bread as an handkerchief

lol....dun eat he gives he a bread cuffer

by 'WooFer' April 6, 2010

carrot cuffer

a male who masturbates

we call him carrot cuffer because we caught him in the act of masturbation

by justmyself December 28, 2007

Cuffer

A person you would cuff in a relationship; someone you would keep forever.
Similar to the word keeper

Nick: "Dude Kate would make the perfect wife; she's a great cook, is good with kids, and has a nice body."
Greg: "Hell yeah dude, she's an absolute cuffer!"

by rtsears August 8, 2018

chuffed

70's-speak for the lingering, pleasant feeling of sexual satisfaction

"man, I'm heavily chuffed; Buffy was wild!"

by big johnson2 October 31, 2007

Choffer

A slang term for a Canadian.

"Are you from the States?"
"Nah, I'm a choffer."

by Ducks Are January 22, 2009

chuffed

To be given a good seeing to by a colleague in a place of work

"I was well chuffed on the common room table"

by Gooorggeous December 26, 2005