chokey chodestedt

a boy who enjoys eating girls out but is too lame to let them in his pants.

and he's ashamed of his chode

"god, what a chokey chodestedt"

by SARAH!<3 June 7, 2007

Chodescent

Chode - like. Something that is greater in girth than length. Derived from the word chode - meaning a penis fatter than it is long.

Dude, have you ever noticed how Dave's head is chodescent?

by Andy10215 January 12, 2010

Chodeseph

A Russian word that means A retard with a tiny penis with a mole next to his dick

Jo is chodeseph

by Thenator March 8, 2019

Princess Chodestool

1. Derivative of the title/label "Princess Toadstool". A word used to describe someone who has done something incredibly stupid over and over again.

Bob: Oh shit!!! I'm sorry I dropped ALL the drums on the floor again...
Joe: Thanks a lot Princess Chodestool...

by Aqueas November 3, 2003

Chodestach

A Chodestach is someone who deliberately dips their penis in microwaved watermelons for intense stimulation.

Man Idk about Josh, he never comes out anymore.. he must be a Chodestach

by Jim langley April 23, 2009

Chodesap

a term used to describe someone who is obsessed with ex-girlfriends.

Nick is a Chodesap and can't keep her name out of his mouth.

by KarmaDude October 21, 2011

Chodestool

A mushroom in the chode forest that is too short and wide to be yanked from the ground, and thus must be dug out with a shovel. Can get you high and gives you a golden chode as a reward.

Dude, I got super thrashed off of these bomb ass chodestools in the chode forest i dug up last night!

by PseudoWrestler October 15, 2018