Definitions by Andy10215

Chodescent 

Chode - like. Something that is greater in girth than length. Derived from the word chode - meaning a penis fatter than it is long.

Dude, have you ever noticed how Dave's head is chodescent?

Chodescent by Andy10215 January 12, 2010

Metallica 

The best band ever. What god would sound like if he started a band.

God: Dammit why did Lars and James have to start Metallica... I wanted to do that...

Metallica by Andy10215 March 16, 2009

pajamas

Nothing. A word made up by the Americans. What they mean is pYjamas. Notice the Y in there. Pyjamas are something you wear to bed. Pajamas don't exist. So there.

American: I'm wearing pajamas to bed. (Means he's going to bed naked)

Brit: I'm wearing pyjamas to bed (means he's going to bed in clothes specifically for sleeping. Probably with Chuck Norris or Superman on the front. Or Scooby Doo. I used to love Scooby Doo back in the day. Its still pretty good but you need to find a decent excuse to watch it - like having a little brother or something.)

pajamas by Andy10215 March 16, 2009

Bassist 

Usually a failed guitarist who does not have the skill to play a six stringed instrument. Inevitably the brunt of all jokes within a band and not entitled to an opinion. Confined to the lower end of the frequency range shared only by snails. Credit is gained by playing with fingers rather than a pick and with more strings than four. However this only brings them up to the level of the common earthworm.

An exception to this rule is Cliff Burton (RIP)

Guitarist: Hey I just wrote this cool song - what do you guys think?

Bassist: It sucks.

Guitarist: Get out of my band.

Bassist by Andy10215 January 4, 2009

Love Curtains 

When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

Love Curtains by Andy10215 July 6, 2008