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Chodescent 

Chode - like. Something that is greater in girth than length. Derived from the word chode - meaning a penis fatter than it is long.
Dude, have you ever noticed how Dave's head is chodescent?
Chodescent by Andy10215 January 12, 2010
Words you can keep

chodesweat

The perspiration that forms on a democrat's brow when they are expected to tell the truth.
1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
chodesweat by That's the guy December 31, 2013

condescentionistic 

The act of being extremely condescending, at the time, on purpose.
Is it just me? Or, is she very condescentionistic?
condescentionistic by bigwrench67 October 24, 2011

condescenti 

Pseudo-intellectuals who try to make you feel uncool.
The JT Leroy book signing in SoHo last night was crawling with condescenti. I nearly barfed.
condescenti by Lauri January 30, 2005

chimescent

(of a sound or movement) having a repeated click or click
an echimescent stop"
chimescent by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

Condescention 

When a person who once was classified as good descends into a world of being an asshole.
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: They hit full condescention.
Person 2: Oh god... they're one of them now, huh?
Condescention by spinvius March 28, 2020

chokey chodestedt

a boy who enjoys eating girls out but is too lame to let them in his pants.

and he's ashamed of his chode
"god, what a chokey chodestedt"
chokey chodestedt by SARAH!<3 June 7, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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