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Chodeseph 

A Russian word that means A retard with a tiny penis with a mole next to his dick
Jo is chodeseph
Chodeseph by Thenator March 8, 2019

cheesephyxiation 

The inability to breathe due to over indulgence with cheese, particularly "goat" gouda. However, this condition has been noted to occur after ingestion of any type of amazing European cheese. Symptoms include sudden memory lapse such as forgetting your name, incessant craving for more cheese and psychosis that manifests in a renewed outlook in life. Cheesephyxiated individuals often say, "This-is-the best-cheese-i've-ever-eaten-in-my-life!!!"
Oh man! I think I'm suffering from cheesephyxiation!

chodephobic 

One who has a phobia of chode. One who is not comportable around or with a chode. One who is scared shitless of chode or thiks it's sick as fuck.
Toni is chodephobic, everytime she sees a chode she runs away.

Rady is also chodephobic, he's never seen one and doesnt want to see one but thinks is nasty as hell.
chodephobic by Rady January 2, 2005

Chodephile 

Pronounced: Cho-der-file

Some who is a Chode (a small, fat person) and who is also similar to a paedophile because they annoy little children, or yourself and friends.
Used well when linked with omgzilla (See Example)
Glen: Hey, Can I play football with you?
Dave: Sorry Dude, There's too many playing at the moment.
Glen: Fine, I'll go play with those little kids instead!
Ryan: OMGZILLA! What a Chodephile!
Chodephile by Buddha7 September 18, 2007

Chodesap 

a term used to describe someone who is obsessed with ex-girlfriends.
Nick is a Chodesap and can't keep her name out of his mouth.
Chodesap by KarmaDude October 21, 2011

cheesephyxia 

1. To choke from eating too much cheese

2. You pigged out on cheese and now you can't breathe

3. If you don't like cheese then you will never understand
A: Geez! That girl in the party looked like she's never seen cheese in her entire life! She's totes stuffing her plate with all that cheese.

B: She better be careful or she'll be suffering from cheesephyxia.
cheesephyxia by trustedscientist October 14, 2012