The inability to breathe due to over indulgence with cheese, particularly "goat" gouda. However, this condition has been noted to occur after ingestion of any type of amazing European cheese. Symptoms include sudden memory lapse such as forgetting your name, incessant craving for more cheese and psychosis that manifests in a renewed outlook in life. Cheesephyxiated individuals often say, "This-is-the best-cheese-i've-ever-eaten-in-my-life!!!"
Some who is a Chode (a small, fat person) and who is also similar to a paedophile because they annoy little children, or yourself and friends.
Used well when linked with omgzilla (See Example)
Glen: Hey, Can I play football with you?
Dave: Sorry Dude, There's too many playing at the moment.
Glen: Fine, I'll go play with those little kids instead!
Ryan: OMGZILLA! What a Chodephile!