Chodesy
Chodesy is when a guy named Dylan with a massive chodesy says do u want some rrrreal good domesy from pitphyl.
Chodesy by A young chodsovich June 15, 2018
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Chodesy • Chode Syndrome • chodesmoker • chodey • chodely • chodester • chodestool • chodesack • chodeseph • chodeslime
chodesweat
1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
chodesweat by That's the guy December 31, 2013
chodery
Being chodish; acting like a complete chode. Implies a degree of incompetence and ludicrosity that is characteristic of the chode, the whole chode, and nothing but the chode.
Bro: Dude, I fucking hate going out with John, don't invite him to the bar. I'm not putting up with his chodery tonight.
Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.
Bro: What a chode.
Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.
Bro: What a chode.
chodery by Merriam Chubster September 16, 2013
Chodest Chode
Chodest Chode by PapaFrank October 28, 2018
Chodesia
Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin
Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.
Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.
Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.
Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009
Chodesmas
A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.
Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"
Joe: "You mean Christmas?"
Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."
Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
Joe: "You mean Christmas?"
Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."
Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
Chodesmas by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011
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