carflunkle

Anal sex resulting in a drop of a turd landing on a rug and when trying to clean it, it smudges into the carpet.

There’s the evidence of our anal play, look at that carflunkle stain on my brand new shag carpet

by Deaver Beaver April 25, 2024

Curfunkle

A funky curl.

They look like a curfunkle!

Lol isn’t that funny?

by TheAnonWhoDares December 22, 2024

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Crunkleubby

An all purpose adjective:
1. Someone who is awkward. They have a physical &/or emotional appearance of being crinkly, dry, & fragile yet tubby.
2. Used to describe someone who is horrendously bad in bed.

1. Hagrid (from Harry Potter) is a crunkleubby man.
2. He brought her home, only to find much to his dismay she was crunckkeubby & unsatisfactory in bed.

by Mr. Crunkles April 12, 2011

crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

by Macklemann June 8, 2016

crunkle tom

An African American male who participates (in any way) in the crunkcore scene.

"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"

"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."

by Hippie Crusher 666 March 22, 2017

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017