Hood Ornament

Jaywalkers. People or animals crossing in the middle of the street where there is no crosswalk.

I was out Christmas shopping and there were hood ornaments all over the place! I had to swerve to avoid the ugly ones. You know I want a cute guy in just the right pose for my hood ornament.

by Lauren Cooper March 5, 2008

gornament

A huge, oversized glass Christmas ornament, on average about 200 millimeters in diameter. Commercially available in specialty and big-box warehouse stores, and almost exclusively bought by shopping-mall holiday decorators and people with 50-foot pine trees in their yard.

A combination of Gorn (as in the Lizard People on Star Trek) + ornament.

I need 30 4-packs of gornaments. They're for the story-high wreath behind Santa's throne at Briarwood Mall.

by BazingaBabe December 14, 2010

Ornamentiate

To add decorations to something.

Hey guys, let's go ornamentiate the new Christmas tree!

by Davey Dave the Bo$$ December 20, 2011

Ornament Exchange

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)

Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.

by NieSonDen December 9, 2017

ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.

I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.

by Lady999999 March 31, 2021

tornament

A sports-athletes gathering where everyone plays so hard dat dey get huge rips in their uniforms.

I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

bonaventura

Its a such kind person who love to laugh, share happiness , smart guy with sarcastic joke, and always give a fuck with what people say. The most important fact is that Bonaventura are NOT GAY

Hey look at him, he is hot as fck. He is girls typre goals hahaha
Bonaventura (v) : handsome people

by anonymous November 22, 2021