gornament

A huge, oversized glass Christmas ornament, on average about 200 millimeters in diameter. Commercially available in specialty and big-box warehouse stores, and almost exclusively bought by shopping-mall holiday decorators and people with 50-foot pine trees in their yard.

A combination of Gorn (as in the Lizard People on Star Trek) + ornament.

I need 30 4-packs of gornaments. They're for the story-high wreath behind Santa's throne at Briarwood Mall.

gornament by BazingaBabe December 14, 2010

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

govnoment 

A portmanteau of "govno" (the Russian word for "shit") and "government". Used in place of "government" to imply that the government is shit.

The communists wanna kill me for not being exactly like them, the capitalists wanna steal all of my money which will just kill me anyway through starvation. Both forms of GOVNOMENT are shit.

I don't trust the govnoment.

govnoment by The Post-Soviet Punk March 27, 2010

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

dick ornament 

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003

Ornament Eyes 

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

Ornament Eyes by Lenwah August 20, 2011

Carolina Hood Ornament 

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.

1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.

Carolina Hood Ornament by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009