A huge, oversized glass Christmas ornament, on average about 200 millimeters in diameter. Commercially available in specialty and big-box warehouse stores, and almost exclusively bought by shopping-mall holiday decorators and people with 50-foot pine trees in their yard.
A combination of Gorn (as in the Lizard People on Star Trek) + ornament.
A combination of Gorn (as in the Lizard People on Star Trek) + ornament.
I need 30 4-packs of gornaments. They're for the story-high wreath behind Santa's throne at Briarwood Mall.
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A portmanteau of "govno" (the Russian word for "shit") and "government". Used in place of "government" to imply that the government is shit.
The communists wanna kill me for not being exactly like them, the capitalists wanna steal all of my money which will just kill me anyway through starvation. Both forms of GOVNOMENT are shit.
I don't trust the govnoment.
I don't trust the govnoment.
by The Post-Soviet Punk March 27, 2010
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by Silence March 26, 2003
Get the dick ornament mug.Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.
by Lenwah August 20, 2011
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2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
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