Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022

Amber Heard

When anything fails miserably in a stinking way be it a car or a job or a marriage or travel plans or a President Biden tall story, policy or speech.

My jeep broke down this morning and did an Amber Heard. Then my wife called me to tell me our marriage did an Amber Heard. Then my boss told me that my job did an Amber Heard.

by Maximilian Knight May 3, 2022

The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

by Zero@2 April 23, 2022

amber heard

An adjective for abusive women.Also a piece of shit.

Dude,she is such an Amber heard.You gotta break up with her mate.

by p20kin April 27, 2021

Amber Hearded

When someone hurts you (physically or mentally)

Person 1: *slaps friend on the back*
Person 2: "Ouch, dude you totally Amber Hearded me."

by AlphaFromAbove December 11, 2020

Amber Hearded

The act of shitting the bed

I got drunk last night and amber hearded the bed again.

by Holyshartz November 9, 2020

Amber Heard

The woman who was wrong in the Johnny Depp situation

Amber Heard is a bitch and America needs to accept that

by RebelForACause March 18, 2021