Adderall

The reason every teenager, college kid, and meth head suddenly has ADHD.

College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.

Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.

Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!

Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?

College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...

by TheWORDS January 10, 2009

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adnormal

Opposite of abnormal.

With his right-wing rantings no longer considered unique and threatening to the populace at large, Karl's march towards adnormality and acceptance continues apace.

by Konga November 16, 2005

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abner

Type your definition here...Tall, handsome,funny,caring,sweet man

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...I crush on Abner

by alpsbner March 28, 2018

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adverbectomy

The removal of unnecessesary adverbs from a piece of writing.

Jenny's latest novel manuscript needs a radical adverbectomy.

by Dennis Phinney February 9, 2006

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Alman-Ader

Altman ist der Ausdruck für eine stereotypisch deutsche Person. Die Alman-Ader beschreibt eine, unter Stress stark pulsierende, Ader über der rechten bzw. linken Schläfe. Hierbei wird “Stress” als undeutsches Verhalten gesehen. Die Alman-Ader pulsiert also, wenn einem Alman illegales oder nicht regelkonformes Verhalten auffällt.

Bruder, die Ader des Almans geht los.
Seine Alman-Ader geht ab.

by AlmanSyndrom December 25, 2019

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