Thot Alert

When a friend warns his homie about an incoming thot or a thot he should watch out for.

"Whoa, Austin! Don't go for Jaclyn, man, she's a real thot!"
Thanks for the thot alert, Dustin!"

by austyfraz010 October 14, 2017

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.

Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*

by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015

fetish alert

The discovery of another's fetish

person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!

by shindigger1 January 26, 2009

underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.

Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009